September 12, 2019 • 238,477 notes

jakemalik:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

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March 19, 2019 • 681,866 notes • crimnatic

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March 19, 2019 • 486,316 notes

nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

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March 6, 2019 • 163,482 notes • twitter.com

childhoodruiner:

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

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March 6, 2019 • 123,113 notes

killowave-the-2nd:

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March 5, 2019 • 294,762 notes
l-nobby-l: “ helloitsbees: “ hypersexualsportswear: “” Schrödinger’s vaguepost ” this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage ”

l-nobby-l:

helloitsbees:

hypersexualsportswear:

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Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

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March 5, 2019 • 398,949 notes • videosanimation.com

thecybersmith:

cyanhyena:

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

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March 5, 2019 • 282,514 notes
cryptid-sighting: “ theycantalk: “directions ” comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression ”

cryptid-sighting:

theycantalk:

directions

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays

comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

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March 5, 2019 • 359,654 notes

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

curiousname-searchinggame:

jordymariesays:

Girl is swept into higher society

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Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

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Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

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Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

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And has awkward dinner

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Quirky best friend

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Mean Girls

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Douche bag guy

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Love

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Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

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WHAT

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March 5, 2019 • 274,680 notes

gynocologist:

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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